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I like stuff.
streeter:

I’m glad the portrait of Ben Franklin stayed the same on the new $100 bill. There’s something about his slight, tight frown, the paternal hint of disappointment in his eyes and those pursed, sealed lips that seem to say, “I don’t approve of what you’re doing, but I can’t stop you from rolling this banknote into a straw and ripping a fat rail of white lightning in the Buffalo Wild Wings handicapped bathroom stall, you goddamn beautiful disaster.”

streeter:

I’m glad the portrait of Ben Franklin stayed the same on the new $100 bill. There’s something about his slight, tight frown, the paternal hint of disappointment in his eyes and those pursed, sealed lips that seem to say, “I don’t approve of what you’re doing, but I can’t stop you from rolling this banknote into a straw and ripping a fat rail of white lightning in the Buffalo Wild Wings handicapped bathroom stall, you goddamn beautiful disaster.”

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postllimit:

does your stomach ever make noises that sound like the mario theme

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ottermatopoeia:

my ride’s here later losers

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georgetakei:

As does time served.
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georgetakei:

As does time served.

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ridge:

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my mom bought this thing for my neck and it’s called “Happy Neck”

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i’m happy

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intensional:

This makes me happy

intensional:

This makes me happy

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  • store: help wanted
  • me: *applies for job*
  • store: no not you

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geekscoutcookies:

This movie could have gone really badly…but it didn’t.

Agreed

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